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  • Yo mama is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
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  • Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
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  • Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
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  • Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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  • Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
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  • Yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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  • Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
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  • Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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  • Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
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  • Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean.
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  • Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
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  • Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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  • Yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the street and I asked her did you loose a shoe? and she naw I just found one
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  • Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
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  • Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
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  • Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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  • Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
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  • Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!.
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  • Yo mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
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  • Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
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  • Yo mamas so fat she takes a shower with a diet soap bar.
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  • Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
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  • Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
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  • Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
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  • Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
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  • Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
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  • Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!

 

 

 

 

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